On Wendy Carlos

If I could meet anyone living, near the top of my list would be Wendy Carlos…and then I’d at least try to put the moves on her, but only after worshiping everything (that I’m aware of) that she’s done.

3 Responses to “On Wendy Carlos”

  1. nathan studebaker Says:

    Hi Ian,

    I enjoy your website. Fuck Wendy Carlos.

    Sincerely,

    Nathan Studebaker
    PhD

  2. Charles Chalmers Says:

    Dearest Ian,

    I must say that Mr. Studebaker has committed a crime most foul–he has offended the honor of the brilliant Mrs. Carlos, and he has defiled your web site with profanity. Mr. Studebaker, as the voice of reason, I command you: Cease and Desist!

    Sincerely,
    Charles Chalmers
    PhD, Philosophy

  3. admin Says:

    Whoever you two are, I’m guessing you are the same person, and I’m guessing you know me since you used my name, and my name is nowhere on this site. Also, I admit no limit of profanity on my site. Also, I don’t think Wendy Carlos is married.

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